Cebafrap is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless
chinchilla.
Cebafrap created dark energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebafrap, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cebafrap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cebafrap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Cebafrap's Holy Commandments1. Never go into green rooms.
2. Always look after injured goats.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.
5. Hide from cyan ducks for they are unholy.