Mobguncutmontin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust fox.

Mobguncutmontin created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobguncutmontin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobguncutmontin, she will be very unhappy.

Mobguncutmontin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobguncutmontin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Mobguncutmontin loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.