Hatbegfeb is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, conceited
hydra.
Hatbegfeb created light four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatbegfeb, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Hatbegfeb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Hatbegfeb's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Hatbegfeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
3. Never mention sheep.
4. You must never eat parsnips.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.