Hatbegfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited hydra.

Hatbegfeb created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbegfeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hatbegfeb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hatbegfeb's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hatbegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.