Listtifpod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful warg.

Listtifpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listtifpod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtifpod, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Listtifpod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Listtifpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listtifpod.

5. Never write about asteroids.