Zodjigkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy deer.

Zodjigkon created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodjigkon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodjigkon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zodjigkon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zodjigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zodjigkon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help great tits in need.