Midfendon Arnyartvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing capybara.

Midfendon Arnyartvil created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfendon Arnyartvil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midfendon Arnyartvil, he will turn you into a puffin.

Midfendon Arnyartvil's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Midfendon Arnyartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the south.
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