Cunlegyik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless dryad.

Cunlegyik created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlegyik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunlegyik, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cunlegyik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cunlegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Cunlegyik loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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