Midmifbap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying squid.

Midmifbap created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midmifbap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midmifbap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Midmifbap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Midmifbap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Hide if eight whales approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always obey Midmifbap's priests.

5. Never mention sheep.