Vigflowdib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic guinea pig.

Vigflowdib created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigflowdib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigflowdib, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vigflowdib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vigflowdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not wear white clothing.