Motxinwab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful wren.

Motxinwab created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Motxinwab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motxinwab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Motxinwab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Motxinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never wear coats.