Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud dove.

Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fasdotgid Tarkaplarptadbabgesscep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear gray dresses.