Kinfatfem Yarstragril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless unicorn.

Kinfatfem Yarstragril created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinfatfem Yarstragril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinfatfem Yarstragril, it will make you grow a tail.

Kinfatfem Yarstragril's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kinfatfem Yarstragril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.