Batbop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud wyvern.

Batbop created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Batbop, it will torture you forever.

Batbop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Batbop's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. You must pray to Batbop eight times a day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Batbop.

5. Fast once a month.