Liprul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident chicken.

Liprul created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Liprul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Liprul, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Liprul's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Liprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.