Tonhotxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable coyote.

Tonhotxuc created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonhotxuc, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonhotxuc, she will send you a sign.

Tonhotxuc's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tonhotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonhotxuc.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.