Gudhadquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise badger.

Gudhadquill created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhadquill, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudhadquill, she will cry a lot.

Gudhadquill's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gudhadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Gudhadquill's priests.