Lagditgeblit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented mongoose.

Lagditgeblit created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagditgeblit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lagditgeblit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lagditgeblit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lagditgeblit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the north.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Lagditgeblit on top of important buildings.

5. Lagditgeblit loves mice, so they must be respected.