Bunsawlit Somdunrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced clam.

Bunsawlit Somdunrag created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsawlit Somdunrag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunsawlit Somdunrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bunsawlit Somdunrag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bunsawlit Somdunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Bunsawlit Somdunrag loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.