Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful hedgehog.

Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.