Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful
hedgehog
.
Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom
created dark matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom
, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom's
most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Flapbonsad Litspagdadsom's Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
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