Sidgenvan Wadfidpom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured naga.

Sidgenvan Wadfidpom created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgenvan Wadfidpom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sidgenvan Wadfidpom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sidgenvan Wadfidpom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sidgenvan Wadfidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Sidgenvan Wadfidpom.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sidgenvan Wadfidpom on top of all buildings.