Stancussdudvadsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless skunk.

Stancussdudvadsaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stancussdudvadsaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stancussdudvadsaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stancussdudvadsaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stancussdudvadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Stancussdudvadsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.