Cedkempas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, caring crocodile.

Cedkempas created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedkempas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedkempas, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cedkempas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cedkempas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your arms.