Bellrenfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering hydra.

Bellrenfun created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrenfun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bellrenfun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellrenfun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bellrenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never look in ponds.