Ominfabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Ominfabrill created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ominfabrill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominfabrill, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ominfabrill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ominfabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if three cats approach from the north.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention porpoises.