Matlikciss is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, loving
mouse.
Matlikciss created Europe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Matlikciss, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Matlikciss, she will turn you into a goat.
Matlikciss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Matlikciss' Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never sing near pigs.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.