Misbessnig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody wasp.

Misbessnig created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbessnig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Misbessnig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Misbessnig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Misbessnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Misbessnig loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.