Donkopbog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless ant.

Donkopbog created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donkopbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donkopbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Donkopbog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Donkopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never mention great tits.