Donkopbog is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, humorless
ant.
Donkopbog created humanity two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donkopbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Donkopbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Donkopbog's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Donkopbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never talk about mice.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Never mention great tits.