Armtomhomdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise hare.

Armtomhomdoss created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armtomhomdoss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armtomhomdoss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armtomhomdoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Armtomhomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Armtomhomdoss first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.