Vadflagflag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident octopus.

Vadflagflag created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadflagflag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadflagflag, she will torture you forever.

Vadflagflag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vadflagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Vadflagflag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick mice.