Bonkyartdub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited squirrel.

Bonkyartdub created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyartdub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkyartdub, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonkyartdub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bonkyartdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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