Yamyimneg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing horse.

Yamyimneg created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamyimneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamyimneg, it will turn you into a tree.

Yamyimneg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yamyimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never wear skirts.