Nelduss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nelduss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelduss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nelduss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nelduss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nelduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.