Yoktinnul is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, quiet hyena.

Yoktinnul created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktinnul, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yoktinnul, he will manifest in front of you.

Yoktinnul's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yoktinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.