Cutzogpog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent chicken.

Cutzogpog created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutzogpog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutzogpog, it will be very unhappy.

Cutzogpog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cutzogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cutzogpog on top of all buildings.

4. Run away from violet frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.