Sadquillvin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited guinea pig.

Sadquillvin created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadquillvin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadquillvin, she will strike you with lightening.

Sadquillvin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sadquillvin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sadquillvin on top of all buildings.

2. Sadquillvin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if three nematodes approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Sadquillvin seven times a day.