Mutdadkomlistlam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate aardvark.

Mutdadkomlistlam created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdadkomlistlam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutdadkomlistlam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mutdadkomlistlam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mutdadkomlistlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never eat bark.