Cadlunmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, clever eagle.

Cadlunmon created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlunmon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadlunmon, it will strike you with lightening.

Cadlunmon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cadlunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cadlunmon on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. You must love Cadlunmon.