Nurlripkap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair dryad.

Nurlripkap created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlripkap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlripkap, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nurlripkap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nurlripkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.