Cabflapxin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate snake.

Cabflapxin created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabflapxin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabflapxin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cabflapxin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cabflapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cabflapxin loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Put Cabflapxin first in all things.

5. Never look at asteroids.