Gidbothub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered crane.

Gidbothub created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbothub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidbothub, he will turn you into a goat.

Gidbothub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gidbothub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.