Pagsagsig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous mouse.

Pagsagsig created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagsagsig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagsagsig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pagsagsig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pagsagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Retreat if five frogs approach from the east.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never talk about stars.