Kad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying bat.

Kad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kad.