Gunfumbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane hummingbird.

Gunfumbiss created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfumbiss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunfumbiss, it will curse you with boils.

Gunfumbiss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gunfumbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. You must pray to Gunfumbiss nine times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.