Fongoflin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty owl.

Fongoflin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongoflin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fongoflin, it will turn you into a plant.

Fongoflin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fongoflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Put Fongoflin first in all things.