Fedwiptadfub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered jackal.

Fedwiptadfub created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedwiptadfub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedwiptadfub, she will manifest in front of you.

Fedwiptadfub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fedwiptadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about gravity.