Hotbondut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast elephant.

Hotbondut created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbondut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotbondut, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hotbondut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hotbondut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.