Standithat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring armadillo.

Standithat created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Standithat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Standithat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Standithat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Standithat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Standithat on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.