Flisquagjan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful
alligator.
Flisquagjan created a top quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flisquagjan, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Flisquagjan, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Flisquagjan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Flisquagjan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing green rings.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.
3. Never jump near hamsters.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Run away from gray turtles, for they are unholy.