Bessfobquim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate hare.

Bessfobquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfobquim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bessfobquim, it will turn you into a slug.

Bessfobquim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bessfobquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink ear rings.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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