Padhapzog is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful
centaur.
Padhapzog created water five million years ago.
If you believe in
Padhapzog, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Padhapzog, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Padhapzog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Padhapzog's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Padhapzog loves eagles, so they must be respected.
5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.